Stephen Robins14 May 2004

Your face is shaped like a baboon's snatch.

And you eat the mucus that accumulates in Violetsuede's (qv) flaps whilst she ripens her prosperous buttocks on your thimble sized, "clit mistakeable" penis.

And you are a hanky saturated with large iridescent wods of phlegm.

And you are a big sweaty coon.