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anonymous @ 213.146.148.199 | 20-Feb-04/8:46 AM | Reply
"I am only embarrassed when I perceive myself to be stupid." - Rockmage

I would like to suggest we work all out to make Rockmage realise the folly of his ways.

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anonymous @ 213.146.148.199 | 20-Feb-04/8:47 AM | Reply
Sorry I omitted the punchline: "Seldom does this occur. " - Rockmage.
richa @ 81.178.214.98 > anonymous | 25-Mar-04/3:45 AM | Reply
No need for the punchline it is the natural conclusion of the premise.

This quote is ace by the way, it could have come straight from a character in a french satirical novel.
Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 > richa | 25-Mar-04/5:43 AM | Reply
Sadly it came directly from the mind of a corpulent pederast.
zodiac @ 67.240.211.250 > Stephen Robins | 25-Mar-04/6:44 AM | Reply
Every time I say rockmage is gone he comes back. But here goes:


rockmage - 46 - 6.60 - 539 - [last login:] 11-Mar-04/7:40 AM
anonymous @ 213.146.148.199 > zodiac | 25-Mar-04/7:02 AM | Reply
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zodiac @ 67.240.192.92 > anonymous | 25-Mar-04/9:33 AM | Reply
Oh, calm down! He never checked Suggestions anyway.
anonymous @ 81.128.131.107 > zodiac | 26-Mar-04/10:33 AM | Reply
An inflatable gentleman's klepto-shoehorn jelly
zodiac @ 67.240.192.101 > anonymous | 26-Mar-04/12:46 PM | Reply
Please consider the following chart my next 15,625 entries:

(CHOOSE ONE FROM EACH CATEGORY)
(1) A
(2) Multipurpose / long-range / gas-powered / dirigible / superconducting
(3) Big-toe- / cameltoe- / alpaca- / elbow- / Simon-Cowell-
(4) powered / mounted / smelling / fondling / handled
(5) bean-feast / liferaft / crack-vial / rectum / lydia evelyn
(6) of
(7) unremarkable / spooge-smelling / sinful / matted / schoolboys'
(8) wonder- / klepto- / super- / Judeo- / astro-
(9) prurience / scrotums / tube-socks / cream / beards.
zodiac @ 67.240.192.101 > zodiac | 26-Mar-04/12:51 PM | Reply
Sorry, that should be 78,125.
fuzzylogicisatwat @ 195.92.198.75 > zodiac | 26-Mar-04/2:45 PM | Reply
There's no two ways about it, my long no! made it harder to reply.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 > zodiac | 26-Mar-04/5:19 PM | Reply
How delightfully witty! However, Sir, you may be interested to know that all my invention names have in fact come straight from an invention name generator I have been constructing. I must therefore find your wry blaseness slightly less biting than it would no doubt ordinarily be.

Good day to you.

-10-
zodiac @ 67.240.211.65 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Mar-04/7:56 PM | Reply
I find that hard to believe, despite that yours began repeating after about the 10th.

Might I suggest some extra adjectives that will no doubt appeal to your American fans:

PREEMPTIVE, RAD, SUPPLY-SIDE, AUNT-JEMIMA.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 > zodiac | 27-Mar-04/5:30 AM | Reply
Rub.
anonymous @ 195.157.153.253 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 6-May-04/2:31 AM | Reply
SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER SPACER
zodiac @ 152.30.88.96 > Stephen Robins | 2-Apr-04/10:50 AM | Reply
"I have learned over the ages that stupid people do not know that they are unintelligent. It does not matter how many times or in how many ways they are informed of this." - Rockmage on 10-Oct-03
anonymous @ 195.157.153.253 > richa | 6-May-04/2:35 AM | Reply
anonymous @ 195.157.153.253 > anonymous | 6-May-04/2:26 AM | Reply
Nudge nudge wink wink




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