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Sorry I omitted the punchline: "Seldom does this occur. " - Rockmage.
No need for the punchline it is the natural conclusion of the premise.
This quote is ace by the way, it could have come straight from a character in a french satirical novel.
This quote is ace by the way, it could have come straight from a character in a french satirical novel.
Sadly it came directly from the mind of a corpulent pederast.
Every time I say rockmage is gone he comes back. But here goes:
rockmage - 46 - 6.60 - 539 - [last login:] 11-Mar-04/7:40 AM
rockmage - 46 - 6.60 - 539 - [last login:] 11-Mar-04/7:40 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh, calm down! He never checked Suggestions anyway.
An inflatable gentleman's klepto-shoehorn jelly
Please consider the following chart my next 15,625 entries:
(CHOOSE ONE FROM EACH CATEGORY)
(1) A
(2) Multipurpose / long-range / gas-powered / dirigible / superconducting
(3) Big-toe- / cameltoe- / alpaca- / elbow- / Simon-Cowell-
(4) powered / mounted / smelling / fondling / handled
(5) bean-feast / liferaft / crack-vial / rectum / lydia evelyn
(6) of
(7) unremarkable / spooge-smelling / sinful / matted / schoolboys'
(8) wonder- / klepto- / super- / Judeo- / astro-
(9) prurience / scrotums / tube-socks / cream / beards.
(CHOOSE ONE FROM EACH CATEGORY)
(1) A
(2) Multipurpose / long-range / gas-powered / dirigible / superconducting
(3) Big-toe- / cameltoe- / alpaca- / elbow- / Simon-Cowell-
(4) powered / mounted / smelling / fondling / handled
(5) bean-feast / liferaft / crack-vial / rectum / lydia evelyn
(6) of
(7) unremarkable / spooge-smelling / sinful / matted / schoolboys'
(8) wonder- / klepto- / super- / Judeo- / astro-
(9) prurience / scrotums / tube-socks / cream / beards.
Sorry, that should be 78,125.
There's no two ways about it, my long no! made it harder to reply.
How delightfully witty! However, Sir, you may be interested to know that all my invention names have in fact come straight from an invention name generator I have been constructing. I must therefore find your wry blaseness slightly less biting than it would no doubt ordinarily be.
Good day to you.
-10-
Good day to you.
-10-
I find that hard to believe, despite that yours began repeating after about the 10th.
Might I suggest some extra adjectives that will no doubt appeal to your American fans:
PREEMPTIVE, RAD, SUPPLY-SIDE, AUNT-JEMIMA.
Might I suggest some extra adjectives that will no doubt appeal to your American fans:
PREEMPTIVE, RAD, SUPPLY-SIDE, AUNT-JEMIMA.
Rub.
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"I have learned over the ages that stupid people do not know that they are unintelligent. It does not matter how many times or in how many ways they are informed of this." - Rockmage on 10-Oct-03
Nudge nudge wink wink
I would like to suggest we work all out to make Rockmage realise the folly of his ways.