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A Distracting Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
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Her pants say 'Naughty'.
She's expecting her fifth child.
They should say 'Careless'.
A bum with new shoes
and he never asks for change.
Who is he really?
When you're True Neutral
It is hard to find your place.
Is it Switzerland?
Power out again.
I thought they blew it for good.
Too bad it came back.
To the Library
I will be going today
for a boring tour.
Screaming Cheerleaders
driving around, I'll tell them
where they can park it.
The washing machine
is jammed on a bad loonie.
I'll wear dirty clothes.
New Democratics,
I find myself agreeing
with their wasted breath.
Evil finds weak those
who can't stand vulgarity.
Neutrals find them quaint.
I bought some croissants.
I hope I don't overdose
like Gothic Elvis.
My heater is broke
And it was snowing last night.
More blankets, I say.
Some crazy old bag
keeps on calling for Candace.
Learn to use the phone!
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