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A Distracting Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo
--- Her pants say 'Naughty'. She's expecting her fifth child. They should say 'Careless'. A bum with new shoes and he never asks for change. Who is he really? When you're True Neutral It is hard to find your place. Is it Switzerland? Power out again. I thought they blew it for good. Too bad it came back. To the Library I will be going today for a boring tour. Screaming Cheerleaders driving around, I'll tell them where they can park it. The washing machine is jammed on a bad loonie. I'll wear dirty clothes. New Democratics, I find myself agreeing with their wasted breath. Evil finds weak those who can't stand vulgarity. Neutrals find them quaint. I bought some croissants. I hope I don't overdose like Gothic Elvis. My heater is broke And it was snowing last night. More blankets, I say. Some crazy old bag keeps on calling for Candace. Learn to use the phone! ---

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