Ill fitting shirt, belt slipping from the waist Odd socks, and one is inside out This is what comes of getting drressed in haste, I’m sure that passers-by will want to shout: "Avoid that man! He dresses like a tramp, The buttons on his shirt are all done wrong!" Then I will reply to them, beneath a lamp Throwing its light on what I have got on: "I am annoyed the writers of the press Pollute their pages with dull fashion dross, I dress just how I like, and wish to stress I follow no-one else and have no boss. You waste your time to tell me what to do - I like my trousers to be stained with glue"