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TELL ME WHERE THE GUN IS! (Free verse) by http://janglingjack
ITTY-BITTY ANTS ARE CRAWLIN...
ALL OVER MY GLASSES...
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE...
NOTHING DURING CLASSES...
SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST JUMP AROUND...
AND SCARE SOME LITTLE BRATS...
I LIKE SWINGIN' ANIMALS BY THEY TAILS...
ESPECIALLY LITTLE CATS!
AUSTRALIA IS A PLACE I'VE HEARD...
MENTIONED WITH A SMILE...
I OFTEN SMILE UNCONTROLLABLY...
WATCHING GOMER PYLE...
DROPPING ACID HAS PRODUCED IN ME...
VISION EQUIPPED WITH TRAILS...
AND I'VE EATEN THRU NASAL CARTILEDGE...
FROM RIDING ON THE RAILS...
MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO...
MONKEYS ARE SO FUNNY...
I'M GONNA TRAIN A TEAM OF SPACE MONKEYS...
TO ROB FOLKS FOR THEIR MONEY...
I READ THE BIBLE AND I THEN I DON'T...
THEN I READ IT ONCE AGAIN...
CEPT I DO IT NAKED ON THE PATIO...
AND MY FOLLOWERS DO ATTEND...
I'M BURNING INSCENSE AS I TYPE...
IT SMELLS ALL NICE AND HAPPY...
LIKE A HIPPY LOVE-FEST IN A VW BUS...
AS TOLD BY MY PAPPY...
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...
NONSENSE NONSENSE AND MORE...
I LIKE TO RENT DVD'S ...
FROM THE BACK OF THE VIDEO STORE...
THE ROOM BEHIND THE SWING DOORS...
IT'S COLD IN THERE-IT FREEZES...
I SAW MARIO LOPEZ IN THERE ONE TIME...
AND ONCE I THINK I SAW JESUS...
THEY PULLED THEM MINERS OUTTA THAT HOLE...
AND EVERYONE IS CHEERING...
I USED TO GET IN FIGHT WITH METALHEADS...
WHO WORE LONG DANGLY FEATHERY EARRINGS...
I HAVE A HAT FOR MY HEAD...
AND SHOES FOR MY FEET...
PANTS FOR MY LEGS...
AND A SHIRT THAT LOOKS REAL NEAT...
I PUT MY MONEY IN MY WALLET...
AND SPEND IT AT THE STORE...
KEEP MY DOPE IN MY SOCK...
SO IT DONT SPILL ON THE FLOOR...
ANYWAYS, I'M OUTTA HERE...
GO LEAVE ME ALONE...
UNLESS YOU WANNA TALK TO ME...
GO AHEAD--USE THE PHONE...
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