Last night an angry Muskie snuck in through my window well. She swam upstairs and bashed a lamp setting the light free. She searched fo me, swatting a picture from the wall and spilling petals to the floor. When she found me, I started to run, dodging in and out of rooms, but to no avail. She picked up my collar with her hook shaped lower jaw. Then, with ever increasing speed she swam loops through my kitchen,exited,accelerated more and stopped short of the dead end hall sending me face first into the wall. WHAMWHUMP! Dazed, I lay watching her with my peripheral vision as she entered the bedroom and flipped the bed like a pancake. KAWHAM! I heard her mutter:"you work for me now" as she lingered towards the garage. I heard the THUMP! as she left behind her tailprint in the quarter panel of my car.