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Shiva the Restorer (Free verse) by bunniesnangels
Shiva, like everyone else, liked Wal-Mart
at first but has become disillusioned with
the utter sameness of it and the fact that he
can never find any flattering shirts there.
âDoes this make me look fat?â he asks Parvati
and she, ever helpful, rolls her eyes and says,
âNo, dear, your third and fourth arms do.â
So, sick of the so-called superstore which neither
stocks stylish clothes for the multi-armed man
nor keeps enough check-out people on hand
to get him through the line in less than a day,
Shiva tells Parvati to go sit in the car and
reduces the store to rubble, eventually
making way for a brand new White Castle.
And the people rejoiced.
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