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Suburban Horror (Sonnet) by phbiscuit
I've been patently dismal this past week
A wretch of a man, submerged in despair
With no wish to laugh when my neighbor speaks,
I do not wish to patronize nor dare
To give in and become dead as the crow
Laying peacefully on the plate I take
And eat from, happily knowing how low
I have sunk as I complacently rake
My front yard so the neighbors will all see
How dreadfully suburban my brand new
Car, toaster, microwave and TV can be
Just wait till they witness what I will do
When I do not trim the bushes in a row,
I'll laugh ever so politely as I go.
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