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72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) (Glosa) by ALChemy
Yeah he’s havin' girl problems, I feel bad for Hassan. He got 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun. [Verse One] He was in Iraq patrolin’ it now his back’s got holes in it. Foes, they wanna make sure his casket's pointin’ west. Rabbi critics, they say he's justa "Sunni Cash Ho". He formed a Jihad, stupid, got whacked by some Joes, then they blew up his truck in the middle of the road. Thinks he’ll be celebrating with heavenly hoes. He don't know what they fo’, bitches ain’t got twats or even assholes and they don't lick dick ‘cause they got shallow throat. Gotta beat his meat now and forever mo’. They don't show there tits, they just don't give a Shiite, YO. That man just can’t get himself none of that ass So now all he can do is stare at that black ass. Can’t understand the intelligence that Allah has Got all these damn bitches but he can’t fuck none He got 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun Hit me [Chorus] 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun. Yeah he’s havin' girl problems I feel bad for Hassan He got 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun Hit me -for Ranger upon request-

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