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Historical Epic (Free verse) by Bobjim
ya see back in the old land
where little birds wear top hats
and badgers sing opera
there was a great kickboxing competition
and generally the kangaroos won
on account o being better at it
and also cos they cheat
them damn kangaroos
anyway
a young girl, about 5 i think
named jim jimminy jim jimminy jim jim jaroo came as an outside contender
and she was pretty good
and really small
and so could headbutt the kangaroos in the nuts
which was useful
so she got all the way to the final
and was fighting this big mean kangaroo named "Bob"
all kangaroos are really called "Bob", by the way
it's a kangaroo thing
anyway
she was a kicking and a punching
a ducking and a diving
a weaving and a fightin
then she said "screw this"
pulled out her handy little knife and stabbed Bob in the balls
as he fell to floor in pain she went a mugged a local crocodile hunter
and stole his shotgun
with which she shot bob
and was declared champion on account of her shooting anyone who said
otherwise
after a long and succesful reign as champion
she was eaten by a hippo
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