Last night I went to see X-Men with a bunch of ex-men One guygal was unhappy with his genitalia One guygal had a wicked case of echolalia One guygal came from Westphalia One guygal had issues with his basal ganglia One guygal just came from the bacchanalia One guygal was a distant cousin of Antonin Scalia (just go with it. GOSH!) Most all were from the kingdom animalia The movie suck’d. I’m glad it’s o’er. Give a holler to Bosworth-Toller*! [all due respect to Sherm Lollar**] [and the almighty dollar***] *look it up. **look it up. ***acquire it.