What exactly would you say, If for no reason at all I spat full in your face? Or if I span the wheel on the motorway And killed us all, for the hell of it, Just because I was bored? What would your expression be, If, as we were walking along In the blustery wind, by the choppy sea, I just pushed...no SHOVED...yes really shoved you in? What if anything would you actually do, If I just yelled out "FUCK, BOLLOCKS, SHIT!" In the middle of a super-market queue? Because, quite frankly, sometimes I want to do these things And more. If you knew How curious I was, You'd be worried too. It worries me.