Help | About | Suggestions | Alms | Chat [0] | Users [0] | Log In | Join
Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments   

GENTLE JANE (Ode) by titan69
There once was a girl called Jane although her face was spotty and plane her body was like a temple The way she walked just drove me mental she spoke all soft and gentle. Oh Gentle Jane Gentle Jane I have spent many an hour just staring at you thinking of all the things we could do. what you would be like to skrew. Dreaming hoping oh dear gentle Jane. But the other night When you stood at the bar I think i pushed it a little to far I plucked up my courage I asked would you like a beer!! She leand over and spoke softly in my ear. "You are barking up the wrong tree dear" It only turned out she was queer! Gentle Jane you fucking bitch!!!!!!!

Back to poem details

Anonymous68.220.229.1386November 26, 2007 5:31 PM PST
Below lie old votes
xxx68.166.37.1850June 17, 2005 8:16 AM PDT
arduinn165.21.154.89June 5, 2004 9:32 AM PDT
DR Limerick62.31.28.18910May 31, 2004 1:06 PM PDT
zodiac65.161.41.4810May 30, 2004 4:37 AM PDT
Anonymous24.80.31.969May 30, 2004 3:38 AM PDT

Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2024 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001