You've never drunk straight from the carton, And you always hold yourself so no one Focuses on your lovehandles, But I know you've got a secret place Somewhere on the shore Where you aren't afraid to get wet As long as you are alone. But I've been there too, So it's our little secret now. A two person thing. I'm hoping you won't mind being bothered While bathing. Just close your eyes and Pretend I am just passing by.