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Cutters Part II The Recut (Limerick Triplet)

by Shardik

Member since 2003 · Posted 2 Mar 2004 · 8 comments

There once was a Cutter from China That could make a slit, oh so fina 'Till the day that she sliced Through a paddy of rice, and stepped upon a landmina. Then there was that cutter from Guam that lopped off his pipe for a bomb He stuffed his severed pud, but fuse, installed, turned dud Until a friend pushed their car alarm. God, then there was that lad from Vermont That was on the team just for his bunt 'Till he chopped off his legs at a party with kegs To nose level his Sheila's cunt.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2-Mar-04/2:28 PM Reply
Well, at least you tried.
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2-Mar-04/5:27 PM Reply
Yeah, well it often takes WALKING out one's front and trying, you know? One foot than the other. After all safety harness's and helmets go a long way.
[10] zodiac › Shardik 2-Mar-04/5:44 PM Reply
Of all the Beverly Hills 90210 actors, you resemble Brian Austin Green the most, and Brandon's friend who shot himself in season 1 the second most.
[n/a] Shardik › zodiac 2-Mar-04/11:12 PM Reply
Somehow, that hurt.
[10] zodiac › Shardik 3-Mar-04/12:40 PM Reply
You are Jeremi, right? I get confused by the whole horus8 tangle.
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2-Mar-04/11:14 PM Reply
Just last week I was saying to myself "I might yet get the mail". And I'm making progress. I mean, you must admit, I've improved? I know, still, I'm an asshat, but I've gotten better.
[10] Shuushin 2-Mar-04/6:03 PM Reply
"stepped upon a landmina." - okay, thats brilliant.

The rest, gradually less so - but still a -10- if ever I saw one.
[7] Bobjim 3-Mar-04/7:19 AM Reply
If you're going to do bad poetry, do it properly. Still, a 7 for trying.