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Cutters Part II The Recut (Limerick Triplet) (Limerick) by Shardik There once was a Cutter from China
That could make a slit, oh so fina
'Till the day that she sliced
Through a paddy of rice,
and stepped upon a landmina.
Then there was that cutter from Guam
that lopped off his pipe for a bomb
He stuffed his severed pud,
but fuse, installed, turned dud
Until a friend pushed their car alarm.
God, then there was that lad from Vermont
That was on the team just for his bunt
'Till he chopped off his legs
at a party with kegs
To nose level his Sheila's cunt.
Up the ladder:
The man, the world
Down the ladder:
Watching The Rose Grow
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.875
Posted: March 2, 2004 1:15 PM PST; Last modified: March 2, 2004 1:15 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.235324 Overall Rank: 4200 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215
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2-Mar-04/2:28 PM
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Well, at least you tried.
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Shardik @ 24.130.214.180
> -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
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2-Mar-04/5:27 PM
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Yeah, well it often takes WALKING out one's front and trying, you know? One foot than the other. After all safety harness's and helmets go a long way.
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zodiac @ 152.18.33.197
> Shardik
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2-Mar-04/5:44 PM
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Of all the Beverly Hills 90210 actors, you resemble Brian Austin Green the most, and Brandon's friend who shot himself in season 1 the second most.
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Shardik @ 24.130.214.180
> zodiac
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2-Mar-04/11:12 PM
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Somehow, that hurt.
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zodiac @ 152.30.60.196
> Shardik
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3-Mar-04/12:40 PM
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You are Jeremi, right? I get confused by the whole horus8 tangle.
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Shardik @ 24.130.214.180
> -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
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2-Mar-04/11:14 PM
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Just last week I was saying to myself "I might yet get the mail". And I'm making progress. I mean, you must admit, I've improved? I know, still, I'm an asshat, but I've gotten better.
"stepped upon a landmina." - okay, thats brilliant.
The rest, gradually less so - but still a -10- if ever I saw one.
If you're going to do bad poetry, do it properly. Still, a 7 for trying.
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