in my boat i sail the seas... on my dog there are many fleas... i stand up in class to say my abc's... then go home to catch some z's... dominatrix got me on my knees... i give in to her with such ease... make me a sammich with baloney and cheese... go call up my homeboy to shoot the breeze... i watch lots of porn cuz i'm a sleaze... into to the bathroom to take a pee'z... don't wear wrangler...don't wear lee's... get feeling sick when i hear rick dees... all the girls i know gotta tease... karate-jesus wears his gi's... i pay my fines, my bills and fees... i bust thru doors when i lose my keys... i say 'thank you'and i say 'please'... folks say 'bless you' when i sneeze... i got franks, and pork and peas... i perch myself up high in trees... i pop codeine, lithium and v's... go get myself some cracked-out skeez... every day i make enemies... all o you think my rhymin' is....dumb! jaysun/janglingjack