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My Office

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Aug 2002 · 6 comments

I sit here There is an attractive girl next to me I scratch myself She looks across, then away I scratch myself, more vigorously than before She is looking An attractive girl She now thinks I have crabs I think I'll get drunk tonight.

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[6] Amelia 9-Aug-02/7:21 AM Reply

LOL!

[8] deleted user 9-Aug-02/7:35 AM Reply

sweet. the world in a nutshell!

[8] deleted user 9-Aug-02/10:03 AM Reply

Ahahahahah sounds like my neighbor when he gets high or something! LOL if i was that guy i would scratch myself then smile at her and say Excuse me do u have a problem? Ahahahaha LOL

[8] ==Doylum 15-Aug-02/9:45 AM Reply

i got crabs, from a girl down the local discobar, i went back for a refund but her 'brothers' were there and i had to pay extra. I don't do any of this fucking Loling but i appreciate your wordes nontheless.

[10] The troubled sinner 4-Sep-02/11:45 AM Reply

Everyone scratches themselves at work. If we didn't we'd have to do something like type. She won't think you've got crabs. Hopefully. I lilke the triotic curve you give it with the last two lines. Wonderful work.

[8] Christof 23-Sep-02/4:11 AM Reply

This is the story of every office worker in the world. On the button.