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My Office (Free verse) by Tascobar
I sit here There is an attractive girl next to me I scratch myself She looks across, then away I scratch myself, more vigorously than before She is looking An attractive girl She now thinks I have crabs I think I'll get drunk tonight.

Up the ladder: Afraid To Say
Down the ladder: InCumBent

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.111111
Weighted score: 6.0555553
Overall Rank: 1190
Posted: August 9, 2002 6:46 AM PDT; Last modified: August 9, 2002 6:46 AM PDT
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[6] Amelia @ 198.146.143.163 | 9-Aug-02/7:21 AM | Reply
LOL!
[8] deleted user @ 167.206.181.179 | 9-Aug-02/7:35 AM | Reply
sweet. the world in a nutshell!
[8] deleted user @ 24.167.108.208 | 9-Aug-02/10:03 AM | Reply
Ahahahahah sounds like my neighbor when he gets high or something! LOL if i was that guy i would scratch myself then smile at her and say Excuse me do u have a problem? Ahahahaha LOL
[8] ==Doylum @ 213.122.183.251 | 15-Aug-02/9:45 AM | Reply
i got crabs, from a girl down the local discobar, i went back for a refund but her 'brothers' were there and i had to pay extra. I don't do any of this fucking Loling but i appreciate your wordes nontheless.
[10] The troubled sinner @ 195.92.194.17 | 4-Sep-02/11:45 AM | Reply
Everyone scratches themselves at work. If we didn't we'd have to do something like type. She won't think you've got crabs. Hopefully. I lilke the triotic curve you give it with the last two lines. Wonderful work.
[8] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 | 23-Sep-02/4:11 AM | Reply
This is the story of every office worker in the world. On the button.
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