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Da Ghetto (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
Da ghetto has it rough
Ma homies likes ta scruff
We's flexing'em cuz weeze buff
(But we can't honestly communicate since
we're all fucking illiterate idiots.)
In da ghetto we gots lemon lime soda.
In we's bungalow? We gots clothes thats
dont be fittin' ans we'ves spent da mad
cash ons da mufflers and da rims, chiz.
(Because there's nothing more attractive
than seeing me spend money I don't have
on utterly pointless shit, and then
complaining about food and struggle.)
In me ghetto? me gots honies knocked up
Me's got bunnies all around. Me's got too
much hump, and me kids is likes goats,
always on full chew, Cuz da ghettos screw.
(Since we're drunk twenty four hours a day
on poorly distilled highly carbonated
cocaine cocktails and elephant tranquilizers.)
Please, please Mr. Man... Let the hounds loose.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 6.0
Overall Rank: 1286
Posted: January 11, 2004 11:30 AM PST; Last modified: January 11, 2004 11:56 AM PST
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Like the sentiment of that line, rings true.