poemranker ::Hey, Zeus has disco Balls by Shardik

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Hey, Zeus has disco Balls

Member since 2003 · Posted 4 Dec 2003 · 2 comments

John Travolta mayday, John Travolta mayday. There's one more parachute And the flight attendants gone gravy The masks have all dropped And It's not even payday Seatbelt signs have been activated John Travolta mayday The top of the plane's become perforated There goes my old-lady, up and out dated Therefore, let's subject verb agreement. John Travolta mayday. I should have never flown Never flown with you But what was one more Saturday night fever? One more Vinnie Barbarino hair do? John Travolta mayday, and this is the last time I think I'll ever fly Upon your sweaty well dressed kangaroo, Or on board Olympus airlines. Hey, Zeus has disco balls And John Travolta maydays Lots of blue water, but no stalls And disco's just that chevalier With a Nicholas Cage lobotomy. Ta yeah, John Travolta mayday.

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[8] J.B. Manning 4-Dec-03/3:48 PM Reply
fun
[n/a] Shardik › J.B. Manning 4-Dec-03/4:07 PM Reply
Damn skippy.