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Tribute to "The Cow" (Free verse) by eyrbare Jerseys, Guernseys
are of the cow variety.
Produce yummy yogurt
but yucky pies.
Up the ladder:
can't take the heat?
Down the ladder:
Kenny G
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Posted: November 24, 2003 11:26 AM PST; Last modified: November 24, 2003 11:26 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.100853 Overall Rank: 6053 Comments:
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nothingtoanyone @ 63.183.224.129
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24-Nov-03/2:45 PM
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lmao nice!
mooooving right along. Lets create one for the bulls that will take a little longer.Altough the sheet will smell the same. this is cute and not toooo lame. I had a cow for lunch today..thanx moooooo. a nine.
Good. I always say, "Milk a cow and you have drink for a day. Milk a bull and you have a friend for life."
They aren't the same variety. That's why they have different names. Jerseys make great cream, but their beef, though tasty, is unsaleable due to the yellowness of the fat.
In response to Nicholas' comment. I used the word "variety" as in meaning "type," "assortment," "class," "family" etc. (I looked synonyms up on Dictionary.com).
I did not state that Jerseys and Gurnseys are the same breed of bolvine. I said that they are variety of cows. They both produce milk, so I thought that there might be a chance that their milk is used for yogurt. Besides, It's better than say.... Jerseys, Holsteins are of the cow variety. or Brown Swiss, Gurenseys are of the cow variety. I hope this makes sense. And I'm sorry if that isn't the how you interpreted it, I guess I didn't make it clear. And I don't mean to sound bitchy or anything, probably think I'm a little longwinded, but I just wanted to make my point. Thanks for the comment! 178 view(s)
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