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Tribute to "The Cow"

Member since 2003 · Posted 24 Nov 2003 · 5 comments

Jerseys, Guernseys are of the cow variety. Produce yummy yogurt but yucky pies.

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[10] nothingtoanyone 24-Nov-03/2:45 PM Reply
lmao nice!
[9] The_Third_Isis 24-Nov-03/4:50 PM Reply
mooooving right along. Lets create one for the bulls that will take a little longer.Altough the sheet will smell the same. this is cute and not toooo lame. I had a cow for lunch today..thanx moooooo. a nine.
[7] Dan garcia-Black 25-Nov-03/11:40 AM Reply
Good. I always say, "Milk a cow and you have drink for a day. Milk a bull and you have a friend for life."
[6] Nicholas Jones 26-Nov-03/7:37 AM Reply
They aren't the same variety. That's why they have different names. Jerseys make great cream, but their beef, though tasty, is unsaleable due to the yellowness of the fat.
[n/a] eyrbare › Nicholas Jones 26-Nov-03/5:30 PM Reply
In response to Nicholas' comment. I used the word "variety" as in meaning "type," "assortment," "class," "family" etc. (I looked synonyms up on Dictionary.com).

I did not state that Jerseys and Gurnseys are the same breed of bolvine. I said that they are variety of cows. They both produce milk, so I thought that there might be a chance that their milk is used for yogurt. Besides, It's better than say....

Jerseys, Holsteins
are of the cow variety.

or

Brown Swiss, Gurenseys
are of the cow variety.

I hope this makes sense. And I'm sorry if that isn't the how you interpreted it, I guess I didn't make it clear. And I don't mean to sound bitchy or anything, probably think I'm a little longwinded, but I just wanted to make my point. Thanks for the comment!