NUMERO UNO

I just started this, so don't start to diss, I can't write poems, but I like lawn gnomes, don't start to hate, just appreciate, what I'm writing here, is not so clear, I'm just a cracka flowin', not really knowin', say what you will, but remember your E-brake on a hill, hmmm that was dumb, now my brain is feeling numb, I'd better stop now, before someone has a cow, just remember the big one zero, makes me a hero.