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My Problem (Free verse) by ho_hum
A problem I have oft bemoaned The brevity of being boned I'd love to ride your twitching prong But woe for me it won't take long So since you have no working prick I'll buy a dildo - that's the trick

Up the ladder: celluloid cellophane
Down the ladder: pick the scabs

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.25
Weighted score: 4.910598
Overall Rank: 9577
Posted: September 23, 2003 6:50 AM PDT; Last modified: September 23, 2003 6:50 AM PDT
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