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S.lobster vs. G.madcow (Free verse) by baphomet
sergeant Lobster commands he's crawfish army
against the sinister general madcow.
the troops travel to texas to settle old scores.
the treaty was broken, all they had to do is
keep their shit out of the water but no.
instead we should be fighting the humans,
all they do is eat surf and turf.
so the red lobster federation readys the perl cannons
and satle up their seahorses, and get
ready for battle.
the tripleA meat society caught wind
of are gorilla ambush tactics.
and put up a manure wall the size of
twin towers with a archery team fit for a
king.
stealthy the red lobster federation reaches
the texan shore with not only lobster and
crawfish but, an arsenal of octopi, eels,
and sea urchins est.âs they creep the cows sleep.
the crawfish load the trumpet with sea urchins
and wait for sergeant lobsters signal.
the cows wake and surprise attack the red lobster
federation and pommel them with cow patties.
the red lobster federation takes cover and
returns fire all cows on the wall stumble
to the ground. the triple a meat society
sends out the ground troops.
the human race gets wind of this and conquers all
but two, sergeant lobster and general madcow.
...to be cautioned
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Weighted score: 4.880797
Overall Rank: 10118
Posted: September 13, 2003 12:48 AM PDT; Last modified: September 13, 2003 12:54 AM PDT
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HAIL LORD BACHUS!!!!
HAIL KING SHARDIK!!!!
WOOO!
lol. bonkers.
but you can worship me if you want.
im his young brother who has a fasanation with crustations.
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