poemranker ::S.lobster vs. G.madcow by baphomet

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S.lobster vs. G.madcow

Member since 2003 · Posted 13 Sep 2003 · Edited 13 Sep 2003 · 3 comments

sergeant Lobster commands he's crawfish army against the sinister general madcow. the troops travel to texas to settle old scores. the treaty was broken, all they had to do is keep their shit out of the water but no. instead we should be fighting the humans, all they do is eat surf and turf. so the red lobster federation readys the perl cannons and satle up their seahorses, and get ready for battle. the tripleA meat society caught wind of are gorilla ambush tactics. and put up a manure wall the size of twin towers with a archery team fit for a king. stealthy the red lobster federation reaches the texan shore with not only lobster and crawfish but, an arsenal of octopi, eels, and sea urchins est.’s they creep the cows sleep. the crawfish load the trumpet with sea urchins and wait for sergeant lobsters signal. the cows wake and surprise attack the red lobster federation and pommel them with cow patties. the red lobster federation takes cover and returns fire all cows on the wall stumble to the ground. the triple a meat society sends out the ground troops. the human race gets wind of this and conquers all but two, sergeant lobster and general madcow. ...to be cautioned

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[n/a] SupremeDreamer 13-Sep-03/2:47 AM Reply
YOU ARE HORUS!!!!! HORUS!!!! HORUS!!!!!
HAIL LORD BACHUS!!!!
HAIL KING SHARDIK!!!!
WOOO!

lol. bonkers.
[n/a] baphomet › SupremeDreamer 13-Sep-03/3:07 AM Reply
NO, you listen god im not horus8
but you can worship me if you want.
im his young brother who has a fasanation with crustations.
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[n/a] baphomet 13-Sep-03/3:20 PM Reply
you are my god because one
of my names is
suprembeaner.
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