Attention all Employees, January 0 - December 3888.5 Distroy. Earth is a planet. Just like your home is a house. Give it all to the corporation. Do you think heads of state and business men meet at islands and 2,700 acre valleys to discuss love and God? If so, you must proceed to room 666 for a briefing. Be sure to take the test with your supervisor apon completion of the briefing, ANDRETURNTOWORK. Does your father get drunk with pride in the evening? If you are a father, do you get drunk with pride in the evening? If you are a man, do get drunk with pride in the evening? If you are a woman, do you get drunk with pride in the evening? If the answer is YES, then do you get bored with pride? Or does pride beg for more,like a finacially successful human being wanting more money. Licking your boots. Giving you more. Swimming in vanity. Who gives you love? A head of State for instance, or a larger business gentleman wanting more? Competition forces you to want. You must, if you want to eat for the rest of your life. Other wise you fall in with the bottom feeders. Preyed apon. Dead "I've seen the world, lived in it, rolled in it's shit! Smelt it's sewage. Waited deliriously in it's lines. Lifted it's rocks. Obeyed it's laws. Sat through endless sermons. Drank from it's waterfalls. Ate it's nectar. Fokkened it's Gardens. I want to sleep with Venus. I want to fight Mars. I am bored with Earth and want and want my arson check as I dine on Pluto." Please God, take me back. Sincerely, Lucifer - C.E.O EARTH Inc.