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Octopussed (Pimple) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
This friend of mine likes to swim. So does his mother. My friend enjoys fishing at the pier too. Yesterday, he brought home a very large mollusk, and put it into his backyard swimming-pool. My friend is not that 'all together bright'. His mother was a night swimmer. She died of a heart attack. His father died of a pill overdose the next day. My friend shot himself in the heart with a 22 cal. The bullet ricochet'd and killed the pool boy. The Octopus died of chlorine poisioning. All in a day & night. My other friend, told me about it. I kept thinking... What a horrible way for that poor octopus to die.

Down the ladder: Blinking

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0416665
Weighted score: 7.0280023
Overall Rank: 48
Posted: June 17, 2003 9:22 PM PDT; Last modified: July 28, 2003 4:41 PM PDT
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Comments:
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.208.102 | 18-Jun-03/6:36 PM | Reply
The ant that walks up to your shoe, climbs on, and weighs like a beer keg dropped on your foot!
[8] DreamerSupreme @ 69.19.179.135 | 28-Jul-03/4:37 PM | Reply
want some calamari with that tartar sauce? ;x 8.
[8] <~> @ 64.252.48.242 | 28-Jul-03/5:31 PM | Reply
8, for the legs now floating, dead.
[7] abecedarian @ 164.67.82.153 | 28-Jul-03/6:44 PM | Reply
I've seen several animals get the axe recently: a roach, a fox, and now an octopus. Fry them all up, I say, and lets have one last giant barbeque.
[8] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.145.182 | 28-Jul-03/7:42 PM | Reply
My heart goes out to that innocent octopus. Nice storytelling.
[8] richa @ 81.86.245.194 | 29-Jul-03/9:18 AM | Reply
smart, well sewn
[6] darylchew @ 202.156.2.130 | 28-Aug-04/11:28 AM | Reply
its funny.
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