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Octopussed (Pimple) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
This friend of mine likes to swim.
So does his mother.
My friend enjoys fishing at the pier too.
Yesterday, he brought home a very large mollusk,
and put it into his backyard swimming-pool.
My friend is not that 'all together bright'.
His mother was a night swimmer.
She died of a heart attack.
His father died of a pill overdose the next day.
My friend shot himself in the heart with a 22 cal.
The bullet ricochet'd and killed the pool boy.
The Octopus died of chlorine poisioning.
All in a day & night.
My other friend, told me about it.
I kept thinking...
What a horrible way for that poor
octopus to die.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0416665
Weighted score: 7.0280023
Overall Rank: 48
Posted: June 17, 2003 9:22 PM PDT; Last modified: July 28, 2003 4:41 PM PDT
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