Well he walked in during our game I'm so glad he didn't remember my name God he'll never look at me quite the same The shock made my heart feel lame The fact that we couldn't continue was a shame Oh man, your hand on my rear I wanted to cry out to feel freer I was afraid the family might hear Looking at your eyes, they jeer Your resilience reminds me of a steer Now it kinda hurts when I sit I like it when you squeeze my tit Oh how much I enjoy swapping spit Wow you know how rough I like it Hey when will you benefit Man I Gr... Why didn't I suck you? At the time I also wanted to screw Sometimes I wonder are you horny too Of course, you?re a guy maybe I wanna cluck boo Dude I wanna taste your sweet stew Too bad he walked in Damn when I think what could have been What would you think if I had a twin? I don't even feel it would be a sin Across my face there lies a grin Do you feel that you've been taunted? Man if I did what I wanted It would leave you daunted Do you think my goods are flaunted? Let?s go in the closet it ain't haunted This poem grows weary My eyes grow bleary The images I see are eerie These words get dreary I am finished now, in theory