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Nelly's loving letter....to a dear lover Giles (Haiku) by dantron
Dearest giles, I love you so, but why did you pretend that we didnt go, to bed on that wonderful night of gayness and fun and you used popers to widen your bum then we made love in your hot sticky bed and cum was strewn all over the.....bed spread My only fault is that i love you less than shane who is queer as a trouser press! Lots of love kisses and cuddles Nelly Day P.S. I want that barry manalow CD back please!

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Arithmetic Mean: 1.4
Weighted score: 4.5708694
Overall Rank: 12609
Posted: January 14, 2003 1:13 PM PST; Last modified: January 14, 2003 1:13 PM PST
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[n/a] poemwanker @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/12:56 AM | Reply
Not Nelly! That's news!
[0] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.66.140 | 10-Jun-03/9:17 AM | Reply
maybe instead of "popers" you should say "popery" - look it up.
oh- and as for this being a haiku, it isn't. as far as it being a good poem, it's not that, either.
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