Haiku № 35960

Nelly's loving letter....to a dear lover Giles

Member since 2003 · Posted 14 Jan 2003 · 2 comments

Dearest giles, I love you so, but why did you pretend that we didnt go, to bed on that wonderful night of gayness and fun and you used popers to widen your bum then we made love in your hot sticky bed and cum was strewn all over the.....bed spread My only fault is that i love you less than shane who is queer as a trouser press! Lots of love kisses and cuddles Nelly Day P.S. I want that barry manalow CD back please!

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[n/a] poemwanker 15-Jan-03/12:56 AM Reply

Not Nelly! That's news!

[0] Robert K Foster 10-Jun-03/9:17 AM Reply

maybe instead of "popers" you should say "popery" - look it up.
oh- and as for this being a haiku, it isn't. as far as it being a good poem, it's not that, either.