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Haiku № 35342

Fuckface

by poemwanker

Member since 2003 · Posted 11 Jan 2003 · 17 comments

Writing haikus rocks If you don't take care, you may Never get them fin...

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17 comments

[0] Ranger 11-Jan-03/5:57 AM Reply
Fuckface yourself. Wanker.
[0] Bobjim 11-Jan-03/6:12 AM Reply
Oh, yea. Fuck my face. Mgghhh. gulp. Hmmm... that answers THAT question, then....
[n/a] poemwanker › Bobjim 11-Jan-03/6:13 AM Reply
Now it's my turn.
[n/a] poemwanker › poemwanker 11-Jan-03/6:13 AM Reply
Try it the other way up.
[0] <b>orangeprawne&
lt;/b> 11-Jan-03/12:40 PM Reply
I had the instructions upside down so all I got was this sore ass
[n/a] poemwanker › <b>orangeprawne&
lt;/b> 12-Jan-03/1:20 PM Reply
Oh yeah.. u like like that, u like that
slow down im gonna spurt,... unggh err, ohh sorry! shouldnt have fucked me so hard.
[n/a] cleverdevice 13-Jan-03/7:58 AM Reply
A dolphin can ejaculate at 140 mp/h so its not a good idea to have anal sex with any member of the mamalian sea family.
[n/a] poemwanker › cleverdevice 13-Jan-03/8:02 AM Reply
Is this an obscure reference to the 'fin' at the end of the poem?
[n/a] horus8 › cleverdevice 14-Jan-03/5:15 PM Reply
that's funny.
[n/a] poemwanker › horus8 15-Jan-03/12:47 AM Reply
So is Dark Angel's face.
[n/a] cleverdevice 14-Jan-03/2:49 AM Reply
For crying out loud, get this shit off our screens! It's a mockery of poetry.
[n/a] dantron 14-Jan-03/6:49 AM Reply
oh dear......uttlerly appauling!
[n/a] cleverdevice 15-Jan-03/6:27 AM Reply
This shit still here?
[n/a] deleted user 16-Jan-03/3:07 AM Reply
Heh, keep up the good work
[6] Robert K Foster 23-May-03/10:57 AM Reply
somewhat clever, but what is with the title?
[n/a] daniella 20-Jun-03/10:00 PM Reply
deepdish
[n/a] horus8 21-Jun-03/2:40 AM Reply
Face fuck (whyku) by cheap pillow

With hands clenching ears
I use her nose to unzip
Then I clocked in