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Fuckface (Haiku) by poemwanker
Writing haikus rocks If you don't take care, you may Never get them fin...
Up the ladder: While mining in Tanzania
Down the ladder: The Advice
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Arithmetic Mean: 3.75
Weighted score: 3.758366
Overall Rank: 13517
Posted: January 11, 2003 5:56 AM PST; Last modified: January 11, 2003 5:56 AM PST
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[0] Ranger @ 81.132.42.59 | 11-Jan-03/5:57 AM | Reply
Fuckface yourself. Wanker.
[0] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 | 11-Jan-03/6:12 AM | Reply
Oh, yea. Fuck my face. Mgghhh. gulp. Hmmm... that answers THAT question, then....
[n/a] poemwanker @ 81.132.42.59 > Bobjim | 11-Jan-03/6:13 AM | Reply
Now it's my turn.
[n/a] poemwanker @ 81.132.42.59 > poemwanker | 11-Jan-03/6:13 AM | Reply
Try it the other way up.
[0] <b>orangeprawne&
lt;/b> @ 140.186.49.196 | 11-Jan-03/12:40 PM | Reply
I had the instructions upside down so all I got was this sore ass
[n/a] poemwanker @ 80.1.28.139 > <b>orangeprawne&
lt;/b> | 12-Jan-03/1:20 PM | Reply
Oh yeah.. u like like that, u like that
slow down im gonna spurt,... unggh err, ohh sorry! shouldnt have fucked me so hard.
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 13-Jan-03/7:58 AM | Reply
A dolphin can ejaculate at 140 mp/h so its not a good idea to have anal sex with any member of the mamalian sea family.
[n/a] poemwanker @ 212.219.142.161 > cleverdevice | 13-Jan-03/8:02 AM | Reply
Is this an obscure reference to the 'fin' at the end of the poem?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > cleverdevice | 14-Jan-03/5:15 PM | Reply
that's funny.
[n/a] poemwanker @ 212.219.142.161 > horus8 | 15-Jan-03/12:47 AM | Reply
So is Dark Angel's face.
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 14-Jan-03/2:49 AM | Reply
For crying out loud, get this shit off our screens! It's a mockery of poetry.
[n/a] dantron @ 212.219.142.161 | 14-Jan-03/6:49 AM | Reply
oh dear......uttlerly appauling!
[n/a] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/6:27 AM | Reply
This shit still here?
[n/a] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 16-Jan-03/3:07 AM | Reply
Heh, keep up the good work
[6] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.66.6 | 23-May-03/10:57 AM | Reply
somewhat clever, but what is with the title?
[n/a] daniella @ 200.68.200.37 | 20-Jun-03/10:00 PM | Reply
deepdish
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 21-Jun-03/2:40 AM | Reply
Face fuck (whyku) by cheap pillow

With hands clenching ears
I use her nose to unzip
Then I clocked in
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