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myself (Ode) by tstormer
I grabbed the closest thing to me to throw at the centipede crawling on the wall just inches above my head. It was a can of beets. I missed, put a dent in the plaster. Guess I'll be hanging a picture out of Reader's Digest to cover the window so I won't be able to notice the bugs. I haven't slept in 24 hours, been lying here figuring out just what it is about Jennifer Lopez's mediocre talents that make me nauseous. I reached out and grabbed the closet thing to throw at the CD player. It was my sanity.

Up the ladder: A trap door for the moat
Down the ladder: My bedtime story

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 7586
Posted: December 31, 2002 10:12 AM PST; Last modified: December 31, 2002 10:12 AM PST
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[6] blkarakagain @ 198.85.27.92 | 31-Dec-02/12:15 PM | Reply
Interesting; I like the last line, especially.
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