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Doped Up Dr. Seuss

by smlink84

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Dec 2002 · 8 comments

Do you know my name, I know you are to blame. My cat is dead, "She sat," I said. Sporkl spedl speny spork, Ginny gummy stinny stork. Eeney, Meenie, Miney, and Moe Met four guys who's name was Joe. So she came to me one day, I wish I could go out to play. What is your favorite word, Scum you are, you stupid turd. OH! wait, I saw a Bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to eat your fish what you see is what you wish. I can't write this poem straight, oh wait wait wait wait wait wait.

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[0] wOrnella Mutiw 25-Dec-02/6:59 PM Reply
Are you old man river's retarded cousin? Yes, I thought so.
[n/a] smlink84 › wOrnella Mutiw 25-Dec-02/7:13 PM Reply
Seem's like it right? I had fun writing this.
[5] horus8 25-Dec-02/7:17 PM Reply
wow. strong ending. i think you need another wait for 'an' emotional balance to the overall piece of
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[4] brazen 25-Dec-02/9:59 PM Reply
i think doctor suess was doped up enough originally. he's to the world of books what ozzy is to the world of music.
[5] horus8 › brazen 25-Dec-02/10:05 PM Reply
i met his wife at a charity event in san diego last month. hilarious. really fucking odd bird.
[10] Topaz Servias 1-Jan-03/5:48 PM Reply
Look at me, the stupid turd
lookie now, I shot your bird

I know the answer to life
We all know it isn't your wife

Are you going to eat MY fish?
Well ywer gonne Sindit agel qish

Your cat is dead, let's all rejoice
I ate it's head, spit out it's voice.

( :-) Some time later, Man-with-Pants!!)

Signed, Dirty-room
[9] Freethinker1602 1-Jan-03/9:50 PM Reply
dustmYte...You won't get any where near my fish...It's funny I like it. NIce work dustmYte and SL kudos
[0] wOrnella Mutiw 1-Jan-03/9:58 PM Reply
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