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Merry days. (Free verse) by Plasticgirlwithgun Christmas is stupid
Christmas is lame
All the annoying children singing
That fucking Rudolph song
Mothers and daughters
bonding while they shop
Shopping for barbies
Shopping for video games
I hope they die
Hope they choke
My mother is a wench
Never did that for me
Not at all worthing for that title
I hate Christmas.
Up the ladder:
Where Is Happiness
Down the ladder:
A Haiku-cum-thingy (really)
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
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Posted: December 20, 2002 3:41 PM PST; Last modified: December 20, 2002 3:41 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.618551 Overall Rank: 12427 Comments:
Here's some humbugs to suck on you miserable git. 5
You're quite ignorant, but I won't hold it against you since you're plastic. If you read carefully you will note that I am not from Oklahoma but from a state West of Oklahoma. I actually have been to Oklahom...lovely place...no spineless, annoying, hags like you floating around. Enjoy the egg nog and honey bun!
Ouch.Now whoever said I was talking about you,my dear?And that you I'll take the ignorant shit as a compliment.
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Merry Christmas. :)