I awoke in a cave. It was pretty damn dark There was man who needed to shave, and his name was Clark I think about this time a lot as you can see im fond but not of one-eyed monsters I decided to build a raging fire But little did I know, I would get hired By a boy scout in need He doesnt sell cookies, indeed and its such a YMCA-like shame I grabbed a hold of many gumballs My teacher didn't recognize the football fumbles Out on the school yard everything seems like a graveyard and I am walking with zombies 101 I arose like jesus, but in a pizza place But little did i know i would get cheese on my face and i am sadly smothered every inch is gladly covered i am left with holiday food poisoning I drove off, in a go! go! go! go-kart I chose wisely where to go and I ended up at K-Mart and in aisle number 9 I decided to spend the night the next day i found i was marked with a sale tag I wrote a book, no one read Maybe one person does while drinking coffee in their bed but for now all the book stores find stocking my book a chore I say, the hell with barnes and noble! I stepped on a little green frog And an irish man got mad at me by the bog His breathe smelled of beer But no I didn't fear, 'cuz it just so happens his bartender is a lepprechaun I stole about twelve pence I gave back thirteen out of guilt, which didn't make sense but at least a wasnt in debt and im sure he wouldnt forget the right side angel..err..always wins I gave up on this poem Where the hell was it goin? Were you getting kind of bored? did u settle for stanza 4? oh wutever..im a lousy poet! THE END