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The rendition 2 (at the wedding)

Member since 2002 · Posted 11 Dec 2002 · Edited 11 Dec 2002 · 8 comments

Dear Z6 your crave I'll fix asked incarnate who quite irate decided to spill details of Tolkien's will ............................ Oh here cometh Frodo sometimes such a dodo it's a fellowship you idiot! stop being such a faggot! ............................ Then I looketh forth through the veil of years which cate blanchett's character - for the life of me i can't remember her name - let my sight permeate. ............................ And in Haydn's suprise symphony look here comes the ceremony priest: I now will pronounce you wed you can go to be abed pounce on her you lucky dead obviously well read head Tolkien:....... ....... ....... ...... Me: Yes dear priest I thank thee well for your lovely, urging spell me and mine shall sound the knell to show that we fell Nell! Help me please my tolkien's really quite heavy, do take him up to lie in wait ready for his mate. I will not be with that thing even if he doesn't sting I will be in my cold grave 'fore I touch that knave. ...............................

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[n/a] Caducus 11-Dec-02/9:38 AM Reply
lord of the ringpiece, frodo is the fudgepacker of dwarves - watch out smurfs
[n/a] ~incarnate~ › Caducus 7-Apr-03/4:54 PM Reply
I thought he was a hobbit.
[10] Amelia 11-Dec-02/10:45 AM Reply
Hey, is what the priest saying and what you're saying in some kind of pattern? The count is the same...
And what's the hayden suprise symphony doing there?
[n/a] ~incarnate~ › Amelia 11-Dec-02/10:47 AM Reply
Yes, the priest and I are singing to the tune of Haydn's symphony that is the second movement. If you noticed too, Tolkien's dots are in the same tune.
[n/a] ~incarnate~ › ~incarnate~ 11-Dec-02/10:51 AM Reply
Hey aren't you the one that wrote char?
[10] Amelia 11-Dec-02/10:53 AM Reply
yes. :)
[10] Amelia 11-Dec-02/10:53 AM Reply
I like your poem it is funny.
[10] Amelia 11-Dec-02/10:54 AM Reply
Hey where's the will anyway?