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ode to bacchus

Member since 2002 · Posted 26 Nov 2002 · 5 comments

a soulless goat named bacchus spewed not from his mouth but his back ass. he claimed when he sat, what came out was pure chat. so he bought his arse a thesaurus. . . . tongue in cheek

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[n/a] <~> 26-Nov-02/8:24 PM Reply
so, where have i heard that before? 'soulles goat', that is. i must have been bending too close to his brown eye. again. dammit. i love an asshole that can rhyme.
[n/a] daniella › <~> 28-Nov-02/8:06 PM Reply
an answer to bacchus' comment on SCSS (Free verse) by Robert K Foster. me thinks he has removed his comment.
[n/a] Caducus 27-Nov-02/5:02 AM Reply
tongue in what cheek?
[n/a] daniella › Caducus 28-Nov-02/8:02 PM Reply
precisely... the double entendre. his own.
[2] Edna Sweetlove 20-May-06/4:52 PM Reply
Not very good rhyming or rhythm or anything much really.