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Limerick № 26278

The Considerate Lover

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Nov 2002 · 5 comments

After several requests and two bitchslaps, I agreed to eat out my girl's mudflaps. The stench made me wheeze, I first coughed, and then sneezed, Which sent her into vaginal prolapse.

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5 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Nov-02/10:03 AM Reply
Quite good.
[10] ciantu 5-Dec-02/2:37 PM Reply
eiw
cool
[2] rockinindividual 25-Jan-03/1:21 PM Reply
thats fucked up man
[9] Tarquin De La Bog 4-Feb-03/6:54 AM Reply
Genius. Have a 9.
[7] raven_the_poet 1-Apr-06/2:14 PM Reply
Haha.