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The Considerate Lover (Limerick) by Tascobar
After several requests and two bitchslaps, I agreed to eat out my girl's mudflaps. The stench made me wheeze, I first coughed, and then sneezed, Which sent her into vaginal prolapse.

Up the ladder: The death of the damsel

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.3076925
Weighted score: 5.956
Overall Rank: 1358
Posted: November 21, 2002 5:57 AM PST; Last modified: November 21, 2002 5:57 AM PST
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Comments:
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 21-Nov-02/10:03 AM | Reply
Quite good.
[10] ciantu @ 216.128.137.27 | 5-Dec-02/2:37 PM | Reply
eiw
cool
[2] rockinindividual @ 24.136.190.192 | 25-Jan-03/1:21 PM | Reply
thats fucked up man
[9] Tarquin De La Bog @ 192.190.201.191 | 4-Feb-03/6:54 AM | Reply
Genius. Have a 9.
[7] raven_the_poet @ 216.45.130.159 | 1-Apr-06/2:14 PM | Reply
Haha.
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