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bad boy taylor (Free verse) by rosiebailey
hes so bad yes hes so bad if yo see him in da street you had better kiss his feet coz he is bad yes he is bad he doesnt wear a crash helmet in da car when he isnt going too far he doesnt move on da street so da grannys fall to his feet wicky wah he eats beans so he gets gas and then he lets it out on some poor lass coz es da man a wellard man he dont take nutin from no one when hes puttin coz e is da man a bad bad man oh yeah

Up the ladder: fork
Down the ladder: Mr Random

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.375
Weighted score: 4.56297
Overall Rank: 12618
Posted: November 4, 2002 5:31 AM PST; Last modified: November 4, 2002 5:31 AM PST
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[n/a] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Nov-02/5:40 AM | Reply
Nicely done!!! Jrtails, you iz goin DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[n/a] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 4-Nov-02/5:59 AM | Reply
Wespect, dat Taylor is one hard homeboy,wickywickywack, yeh
[3] UnityMitford @ 167.206.181.179 | 4-Nov-02/8:30 AM | Reply
my personal favourite instance of the bastardization of the language: "coz es da man." like "Bad Leroy Brown" written by a crackhead.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.208.42 > UnityMitford | 4-Nov-02/11:48 AM | Reply
Be careful U M, don't wanna tug on supermans cape, right?
[1] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > INTRANSIT | 4-Nov-02/11:54 AM | Reply
this ain't no super-anythang
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.208.42 > <~> | 4-Nov-02/12:17 PM | Reply
didn't say it was.
[1] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > INTRANSIT | 4-Nov-02/12:24 PM | Reply
didn't say you said it was.
[3] UnityMitford @ 167.206.181.179 > <~> | 4-Nov-02/1:48 PM | Reply
both of you, quiet! save your strength.
[n/a] rosiebailey @ 212.219.142.161 > UnityMitford | 5-Nov-02/5:43 AM | Reply
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
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