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purple and black gangstaz theme tune (Free verse) by rosiebailey
wicky wicky wicky we are da man we kick yo mama up da kissa coz were are gangstaz black and purple gangstaz Yeah Yeah We are da gangstas the bad bad gangstaz if you mess wit us we will cry man oh yeah bad boy taylor is da baddest he doesnt wear a helmet in a car oh yeah he is da baddest gangsta rosie bailey has a phat morris minor that we homies have to push up hills dat is phat is dat pyle pimps dem hoes he goes to dat garden centre and picks dem up he also writes xxx storys which got im suspended for 3 days oh yeah scotty dogg has 2 69ers under his belt da gurls want him dey give him da look every day and ask to eat his bread Deano is da big guy who eats cows for breakfast he has a latino background but he s da fastest rapper since margret thatcher the other one cant be named as he is too bad and is on da run if you see him dont forget to run as he has a bad ass temper once someone ate his jelly and icecream so he blow his head of wit his spud guns. wicked mush he is da baddest if you see us comin you ad better start runnin

Up the ladder: first words
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5555553
Weighted score: 4.7777777
Overall Rank: 11334
Posted: October 18, 2002 2:28 AM PDT; Last modified: October 18, 2002 2:28 AM PDT
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[8] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 | 18-Oct-02/4:24 AM | Reply
Are you Ali G's little brother?
[8] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 | 18-Oct-02/6:26 AM | Reply
Something tells me that these are not the hardest bunch ever - where are you from, Chalfont St Giles?. A Morris Minor? Recasting Margaret Thatcher as an ace rapper is cool.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 18-Oct-02/7:35 AM | Reply
eh.
[9] god'swife @ 24.126.113.154 | 18-Oct-02/9:07 AM | Reply
I love " fastest rapper..." This poem reminds of Langston Hughes. I haven't read him in a while, i should do that. Very good.
[5] Tintagiles @ 207.179.137.14 | 18-Oct-02/1:24 PM | Reply
Margaret Thatcher as a rapper. That is the greatest thing done to her since they made her appear as Public Opinion in Offenbach's 'Orpheus in the Underworld'.
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