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How I Got Laid (Free verse) by liljsmith87
Its 6:00 Time to get up The bus comes in an hour And its not gonna stop Gotta hurry Runnin late This is ma story Of how I got laid I got on the bus Sat in ma seat Girl before us Is fallin asleep Got an hour till school Its a long ride Shes makin me drool Im makin her high She moves closer a seat Im checkin her thighs Shes looking at me I lovein her eyes Next stop she comes closer She???s now in my seat Im lookin below her Shes leaning on me I gotta go now Cuz Shit its starting to fade But hey thats most of ma story Of how I got laid.

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Arithmetic Mean: 1.375
Weighted score: 4.0250874
Overall Rank: 13354
Posted: October 16, 2002 3:52 PM PDT; Last modified: October 16, 2002 3:52 PM PDT
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[2] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.188.228 | 16-Oct-02/6:47 PM | Reply
No, ya got it wrong. This IS a place where you kiss and tell.
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