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Haiku № 19514

The First Poem

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Oct 2002 · 13 comments

This poem has been flagged as plagiarised.

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13 comments

[9] UnityMitford 9-Oct-02/10:35 AM Reply
LukeHanney might be paranoid and overzealous, but this works nicely. it's nice when something catches you off guard with its
[9] cacophony 9-Oct-02/12:19 PM Reply
Still smiling five minutes and two poems later
[8] Tarquin De La Bog 9-Oct-02/2:59 PM Reply
Simple but effective. 8. I like it.
[8] New Life Drug 9-Oct-02/6:21 PM Reply
I like this
[n/a] lukehanney › New Life Drug 10-Oct-02/12:50 AM Reply
-ULT
[n/a] Tom Colebrooke 14-Oct-02/7:32 AM Reply
Bravo
[10] Yardbird 25-Oct-02/3:36 AM Reply
Nice one, tails - SAFE, MATE!!!!
[10] cleverdevice 27-Oct-02/6:22 AM Reply
HAHAHA! Excellent.
[9] -=SeTTle=- 27-Oct-02/6:57 PM Reply
The purpose of poetry is not even to convey *a* mood, certainly not your fucking mood. You know, this goes to show how clueless most of the poets here are. Now, since the poem is so hilarious I will assume that this is a satire of bad poets and haiku in general. 9
[n/a] Christof 28-Oct-02/8:06 AM Reply
This is plagirised from John Cooper Calrke. Word for word, with capitals, with hyphens. See cyberspike.com, his own website. You've been rumbled my son.
[n/a] Christof 28-Oct-02/8:06 AM Reply
This is plagirised from John Cooper Clarke. Word for word, with capitals, with hyphens. See cyberspike.com, his own website. You've been rumbled my son. This poem should be taken off now.
[9] -=SeTTle=- › Christof 28-Oct-02/8:12 AM Reply
All that proves is that there's more than one dicklicker in the world.
[n/a] Christof › -=SeTTle=- 28-Oct-02/8:13 AM Reply
But they're both licking the same dick. How revolting.