Your mama likes ice cream and squat honey buns Your mama wants a new sports bra for when she jog-runs Your mama goes crazy when she smells scented candles Your mama likes big boys with big fat love handles. Your mama does laundry on a glass washing board She sings country songs you never have heard Your mama wishes men would fall from the sky So all their necks would go breakin??? all day, by the by. Your mama is your mama and she needs her props So buy her a card and shake out her mops Your mama loves you from here to the sea, Your mama???s the one who cleaned up your pee.