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Romantic Getaway (Other) by ASTRO-GLIDE
When a Romantic Getaway Beckons Be Ready at a Moment??????s Notice! (Vista,CA) What??????s more romantic than a weekend getaway for two -- unplanned, uncomplicated -- just you and your honey snuggling together at a secluded beach cottage, or spending pampered days and amorous nights at a quaint country inn. It??????s the spontaneity that makes a getaway weekend so adventurous.and the best spontaneity always takes a little planning! Keep a getaway bag packed and ready to grab as you?????? re swept out the door. What should it contain? For practical purposes, you??????ll need the usual toiletries and grooming things and something silky for sleeping, but consider some of these intriguing incidentals ??? ??? Begin with the bag.something with plenty of room and a little elan. L.L. Bean??????s Sportlight Rolling Gear bag is practical on the outside--it even has wheels--but inside, it will hold all the accoutrements of an impassioned escapade. ($90, L.L. Bean) A bit of the bubbly -- a split of champagne and two flutes, wrapped in a soft cloth. Pop them in an ice bucket on arrival and drink a toast to grand romance. To set the stage, bring along Pure Essential Oils from The Body Shop. These single-note scents are perfect to daub on pulse points, or to perfume lingerie and bed linens. A few drops in a spray bottle full of water will scent the entire room. ($5.95, Body Shop Pure Essential Oils) Sneaky little styler -- Helen of Troy makes a tiny hair dryer measuring just 4" high and 6" long. You can spend all day at the beach and look pulled together by dinner. (Helen of Troy, $25) The ABCs of romance. Astroglide, Birth control & Condoms. You??????ve thrown off the fetters of the commonplace -- not common sense. ( Astroglide personal lubricant, 5- or 2.35-oz. bottles). Will you sunbathe on the shore or stroll in a meadow? Dermatone Skin Protector SPF23 is long-lasting, comes in an easy-to-pack flat container, and does double-duty as lip gloss. The Benneton Halter -- a clingy top to tuck into your totebag. With its sexy little straps and bold colors, this halter works with shorts, slacks or an evening skirt -- and the knit fabric resists wrinkles. ($44, Benneton) Champs Elysees from Guerlain can add polish to the perfect evening. Elegant scent-infused powdered spheres are spill-proof. Brush them on a shoulder or collarbone for a delicately scented shimmer. To receive free samples of Astroglide, please contact BioFilm at (866) TRY-ASTRO. For product information, visit the website at www.astroglide. com. All Astroglide products can be purchased at pharmacies, chain drug stores, mass merchandisers and selected food stores, including CVS, Eckerds, Rite-Aid, Fred Meyer, Osco Drugs, Walgreens, K-Mart, Target and Wal-Mart.

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.5
Weighted score: 4.3276463
Overall Rank: 13093
Posted: September 20, 2002 12:36 PM PDT; Last modified: September 20, 2002 12:36 PM PDT
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[n/a] deleted user @ 211.26.86.72 | 21-Sep-02/7:37 PM | Reply
bravo, bravo... I bow before you.
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[2] royalflesh @ 64.170.53.6 | 21-Sep-02/10:24 PM | Reply
I don't know about you techie-writer's but my computer must be outdated (you idiot). Write so that we can read, fool. Don't you proof-read. Apparently not.
[n/a] ASTRO-GLIDE @ 66.157.199.133 > royalflesh | 22-Sep-02/10:08 AM | Reply
I have your PROOF in a bottle of ASTRO-GLIDE DUMB ASS!
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