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affirmative action

Member since 2001 · Posted 16 Mar 2002 · 17 comments

what is the tool of my trade? if you try to guess it will only make a mess.......in your pants so don't bother me with mindless rants i have my own way of making it through today can you guess what is happening what is that slapping?....it's my penis against my cold hard computer entity machine i'm turning the keyboard all green so what does this explain? it's plain.....if you only ask then thrown away will be the mask... along with my box of condoms what's the use of safe sex when you're going out with lex....the dirty whore she is then you'll know STDs are amiss and there's no chance she's getting a kiss....from your lips, that is

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17 comments

[0] anonymous 7-Aug-01/7:22 AM Reply

sounds like you need to try bar-hopping.

[0] anonymous 10-Apr-02/5:43 PM Reply

this is impressively bad. :)

[3] nentwined 10-May-02/9:23 AM Reply

uhhhhh. huh.

[0] anonymous 19-May-02/8:30 AM Reply

Wo! This is even worse than Alchemy! Perhaps he could shove the tool of his trade up his own Ass...

[1] Redfin 9-Jul-02/8:37 PM Reply

You need to get out more.

[3] horus8 12-Jul-02/2:03 PM Reply

Qu-tip and a little alcohol will help.??

[0] evergreen 15-Jul-02/6:09 PM Reply

you must go through a lot of hand lotion.

[n/a] kawakurdi 16-Jul-02/3:38 PM Reply

this is badly impressive!

[0] deleted user 22-Jul-02/12:51 PM Reply

excuse me while I go and wash my eyeballs..... that's just gross

[0] Christof 30-Aug-02/8:12 AM Reply

If you've turned your keyboard green there must be something very wrong with your genito-urinary tract. Take yourself to the clinic at once. What was the point of this?

[0] Amelia 18-Sep-02/1:01 PM Reply

Yuck!eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. Green semen! eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.

[0] dilips_10 20-Sep-02/10:31 AM Reply

how can u call such as poems
plz spare us

[0] deleted user 24-Nov-02/10:58 AM Reply

So bad it's not even funny

[10] Ranger 22-Dec-02/5:08 AM Reply

Dear God. I would give this a zero but that would risk you replacing Blade at the bottom. Instead I think I shall give it a ten, which will hopefully lift you out of the bottom fifteen so we NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS PILE OF SHITE AGAIN!
And breathe.

[10] Ranger 22-Dec-02/5:09 AM Reply

Damn it, it didn't work.

[1] ~incarnate~ 7-Apr-03/4:35 PM Reply

does someone have a pincer so i can pluck out my eyes?

[n/a] dougsoderstrom 23-May-03/1:25 PM Reply

Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!