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affirmative action (Free verse) by thelonefrobros what is the tool of my trade?
if you try to guess
it will only make a
mess.......in your pants
so don't bother me with mindless rants
i have
my own way of making it through today
can you guess what is happening
what is that slapping?....it's my penis
against my cold hard computer
entity machine
i'm turning the keyboard all green
so what does this
explain?
it's plain.....if you only ask
then thrown away will be the
mask...
along with my box of condoms
what's the use of safe sex
when
you're going out with lex....the dirty whore she is
then you'll know
STDs are amiss
and there's no chance she's getting a kiss....from your
lips, that is
Up the ladder:
Snow Day
Down the ladder:
Fireplay
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 4.147541
Posted: March 16, 2002 1:15 AM PST; Last modified: March 16, 2002 1:15 AM PSTWeighted score: 4.147541 Overall Rank: 13286 Comments:
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7-Aug-01/7:22 AM
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sounds like you need to try bar-hopping.
this is impressively bad. :)
Wo! This is even worse than Alchemy! Perhaps he could shove the tool of his trade up his own Ass...
You need to get out more.
Qu-tip and a little alcohol will help.??
you must go through a lot of hand lotion.
this is badly impressive!
excuse me while I go and wash my eyeballs..... that's just gross
If you've turned your keyboard green there must be something very wrong with your genito-urinary tract. Take yourself to the clinic at once. What was the point of this?
Yuck!eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. Green semen! eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.
how can u call such as poems
plz spare us
So bad it's not even funny
Dear God. I would give this a zero but that would risk you replacing Blade at the bottom. Instead I think I shall give it a ten, which will hopefully lift you out of the bottom fifteen so we NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS PILE OF SHITE AGAIN!
And breathe.
Damn it, it didn't work.
does someone have a pincer so i can pluck out my eyes?
Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!
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