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affirmative action (Free verse) by thelonefrobros
what is the tool of my trade? if you try to guess it will only make a mess.......in your pants so don't bother me with mindless rants i have my own way of making it through today can you guess what is happening what is that slapping?....it's my penis against my cold hard computer entity machine i'm turning the keyboard all green so what does this explain? it's plain.....if you only ask then thrown away will be the mask... along with my box of condoms what's the use of safe sex when you're going out with lex....the dirty whore she is then you'll know STDs are amiss and there's no chance she's getting a kiss....from your lips, that is

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.147541
Weighted score: 4.147541
Overall Rank: 13281
Posted: March 16, 2002 1:15 AM PST; Last modified: March 16, 2002 1:15 AM PST
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Comments:
[0]... anonymous @ | 7-Aug-01/7:22 AM | Reply
sounds like you need to try bar-hopping.
[0]... anonymous @ | 10-Apr-02/5:43 PM | Reply
this is impressively bad. :)
[3] nentwined @ | 10-May-02/9:23 AM | Reply
uhhhhh. huh.
[0]... anonymous @ 62.31.64.2 | 19-May-02/8:30 AM | Reply
Wo! This is even worse than Alchemy! Perhaps he could shove the tool of his trade up his own Ass...
[1] Redfin @ 66.168.139.251 | 9-Jul-02/8:37 PM | Reply
You need to get out more.
[3] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 12-Jul-02/2:03 PM | Reply
Qu-tip and a little alcohol will help.??
[0] evergreen @ 165.247.88.15 | 15-Jul-02/6:09 PM | Reply
you must go through a lot of hand lotion.
[n/a] kawakurdi @ 213.123.49.219 | 16-Jul-02/3:38 PM | Reply
this is badly impressive!
[0] deleted user @ 65.68.1.153 | 22-Jul-02/12:51 PM | Reply
excuse me while I go and wash my eyeballs..... that's just gross
[0] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 | 30-Aug-02/8:12 AM | Reply
If you've turned your keyboard green there must be something very wrong with your genito-urinary tract. Take yourself to the clinic at once. What was the point of this?
[0] Amelia @ 198.146.139.130 | 18-Sep-02/1:01 PM | Reply
Yuck!eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. Green semen! eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.
[0] dilips_10 @ 203.200.6.98 | 20-Sep-02/10:31 AM | Reply
how can u call such as poems
plz spare us
[0] deleted user @ 80.40.78.210 | 24-Nov-02/10:58 AM | Reply
So bad it's not even funny
[10] Ranger @ 212.67.98.90 | 22-Dec-02/5:08 AM | Reply
Dear God. I would give this a zero but that would risk you replacing Blade at the bottom. Instead I think I shall give it a ten, which will hopefully lift you out of the bottom fifteen so we NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS PILE OF SHITE AGAIN!
And breathe.
[10] Ranger @ 212.67.98.90 | 22-Dec-02/5:09 AM | Reply
Damn it, it didn't work.
[1] ~incarnate~ @ 198.146.137.166 | 7-Apr-03/4:35 PM | Reply
does someone have a pincer so i can pluck out my eyes?
[n/a] dougsoderstrom @ 207.80.112.1 | 23-May-03/1:25 PM | Reply
Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!
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