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Ted & Santa Go Gay (Limerick) by Edna Sweetlove
I once knew a young lad called Ted Of whom "things" were often times said; He was such a sweet dear But decidedly queer And he got fucked in old Santa's bed.

Up the ladder: amalgam
Down the ladder: Just Nonsense

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.5
Weighted score: 4.928861
Overall Rank: 9132
Posted: November 25, 2016 10:31 AM PST; Last modified: November 25, 2016 10:31 AM PST
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[0] daniella @ ::1 | 8-Oct-17/7:25 PM | Reply
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