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@#%$!&* (Other) by izzy shafer
What the hell is that smell?!? Oh god the dog pissed in its dish. Its as yellow as the jell-o, That splattered on the cheluo. Hurry, clean it up before it stinksup the carpet, And people turn pink as they smell it. The dog is the devil. Damn the devil, Damn the devil to hell!! Oh great, now he's pintching a loaf, On the sofa in the boat. I am glad I got my dog fixed, Or else there would be demond babies everywhere!!

Up the ladder: Clutch of Eggs
Down the ladder: Rock Bottom

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.3333333
Weighted score: 4.6821256
Overall Rank: 12159
Posted: July 23, 2009 7:29 AM PDT; Last modified: July 23, 2009 7:29 AM PDT
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[n/a] izzy shafer @ 71.87.105.156 | 23-Jul-09/7:31 AM | Reply
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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