PURPLE HATTED PEOPLE

SEAGULL SHIT IN MY HAIR, SEAGULL SHIT IN MY HAIR, HOW DARE,HOW DARE, SEAGULL SHITED IN MY HAIR. I CALLED THE FIRE DEPARTMENT OUT! I'M A NUTTY OLD BAG IN A PURPLE HAT! AND THEY TOOK THEIR TIME THE BASTARDS (YES I KNOW AND IS A JOINING WORD,YES AND I AM AN OLD BAG IN A PURPLE HAT.)