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You Don't Not Know No Shit (Lyric) by Skamper
Mum! You actin' like a teen, see what I mean? You're livin' a dream! Get your arse in school, stay in the loop. I'm the parent, that's the rule! You think we can't hang, say we ain't cool. You don't got the monopoly on being the fool. Cos your cryin' and lyin', the whole worlds conspirin'. What you think i'm doin'? Listen up kid! Quit whinin'! That's right I dropped here, middle aged, caged, in this space. I'm cleanin', cookin', teachin', and lookin' at your shit. Feel my impotent out of date rage! You don't not know no shit. Fake claims you don't fit. You plagiarise from another race, another place. With your ghetto smirk on your pastey face. Yeah! You think life's so hard, tell that to the kid with no arms in Iraq. So crack a pipe! Waste your life. Tell me I don't get it. I got it allright! I'm here to protect, lest you forget, remind you, find you, take you home and mind you. You gotta trust that i'm standin' behind you! The things that you know, smoke you blow, head-shakin'-finger-wavin' show. It's been seen before, I've got your score, to me it's a bore. Over. No More! You don't not know no shit. Fake claims you don't fit. You plagiarise from another race, another place. With your ghetto smirk on your pastey face. Yeah! You think life's so hard, tell that to the kid with no arms in Iraq. Listen up pup! You fuck up! Run amuck with your friends from the suburb. Take some weed, a little speed, two beers and yer gonna heave. So, Mo-fo, Crack-ho, Woe-ho...better off with a No Show. Yer gonna grow, realise, it's all lies. It's a lesson i'm teachin', you think i'm preachin', take a good look! We're even! Ride in cars, drink in bars, spaced out, wasted, face down or on yer arse! It's all the same! No-one to blame, idolize fame, reject the sane. You don't not know no shit. Fake claims you don't fit. You plagiarise from another race, another place. With your ghetto smirk on your pastey face. Yeah! You think life's so hard, tell that to the kid with no arms in Iraq. Those Nike shoes, What colour you gonna chose? Inform the barefoot tawanese kid who made em, your independant, oh! so different mind blowing views! He'd be interested to know school sux! You didn't score! Bad luck! Maybe you won't get a fuck! My homie, you think you bad! Packin heat, trollin' the street, it's your beat! Don't it make you mad when we think you sad? You don't not know no shit. Fake claims you don't fit. You plagiarise from another race, another place. With your ghetto smirk on your pastey face. Yeah! You think life's so hard, tell that to the kid with no arms in Iraq.

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.6666665
Weighted score: 5.1986713
Overall Rank: 4589
Posted: June 23, 2007 10:00 AM PDT; Last modified: June 23, 2007 10:00 AM PDT
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[n/a] Skamper @ 202.6.129.125 | 23-Jun-07/10:02 AM | Reply
Just a heads up - I wrote this a few years ago one lunch time while watching a group of white-middle-class Aussie kids actin' all ghetto.
[8] Dovina @ 208.190.252.149 | 23-Jun-07/4:03 PM | Reply
Sounds like a rap with double and triple negatives to which I'm not hip. Has a nice sound to it though.
[n/a] Skamper @ 202.6.130.1 > Dovina | 25-Jun-07/4:34 PM | Reply
easiest thing I've ever written...probably got all the lingo wrong...(even using the word lingo is wrong), would have been fun too if they hadn't of wound me up so much...
[8] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.207.35 | 23-Jun-07/4:39 PM | Reply
Only the last line is good. I would like to see an armless Iraqi child on worldwide TV thanking Bush & Blair for their kind bombs. May God bugger both of them.
[n/a] Skamper @ 202.6.130.1 > Edna Sweetlove | 25-Jun-07/4:38 PM | Reply
I'm sure just the thought that there is one out there will be thanks enough for both of them. Oh! what was that? Little Johnny Howard wants his share of the thanks...he's been playing with the big boys too you know!
[8] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.242.189 | 25-Jun-07/12:47 PM | Reply
This has a certain negroid rapper verissimilitude to it. Groovy and cool. But loathsome.
[n/a] Skamper @ 202.6.130.1 > Edna Sweetlove | 25-Jun-07/4:41 PM | Reply
yeah, the whole buy-me-some-rebellion and sell-me-a-cause shits me to tears...
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