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Puke (Free verse) by Dr Fartspittle
When I read a poem here I feel slightly queer And need a drink of beer Oops I have just puked.

Up the ladder: Dear Lord
Down the ladder: Death

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Arithmetic Mean: 0.85714287
Weighted score: 3.8858142
Overall Rank: 13449
Posted: March 11, 2007 6:12 PM PDT; Last modified: March 11, 2007 6:12 PM PDT
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[0] deleted user @ 80.225.105.228 | 31-Jul-07/1:47 PM | Reply
Oh no fuck head colin has not gone shit face, he has been away you cunt fuckhead wanker of a fuckhead bastard wanker.So bad mouth me you fucking shitface wanking fuckhead, with drivel such as this crap filled fuckfaced excuse for apoem?
You have some fucking nerve you fucking wanker.
[0] deleted user @ 80.225.105.228 | 31-Jul-07/1:56 PM | Reply
and another thing fuckface, my second name is douglas and so i use the name colin douglas as my name here and everywhere else, got it shit fopr brains, well? fuck head?
if you had the bollocks to look up Dr Peter Douglas on the internet, you will find 3 of them. I have no idea which one is the person who came here but hetwo of them have photos. If you are allowed on one of the other sites i belong to you will se my photo wart and fucking all. then look up the othet two. You will see fuckface that they are totally different. Got it? so you don't you or any opf the other fuck heads on this ever call me by another name, got it fuck faced ci=unt of a shitbag excuse for a human being?
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