Poemranker [Poem: Push, Wipe, Flush] [by Dr Toilet] Thu Nov 21 09:35:12 PST 2024

Push, Wipe, Flush (Free verse) by Dr Toilet

Pushing Pushing Pushing The mighty turds out of my asshole Wiping Wiping Wiping And then my fucking finger goes through Flushing Flushing Flushing Farewell turds as you desert me Fullstop

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.8
Weighted score: 4.8569565
Overall Rank: 10488

Posted: January 15, 2007 4:07 PM PST; Last modified: January 15, 2007 4:07 PM PST
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Comments:

[9] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.224.198 | 16-Jan-07/4:45 AM | Reply

It is not often one comes across such a beautiful piece of versification as this one. Thank fuck.

[0] deleted user @ 80.225.147.196 | 16-Jan-07/1:55 PM | Reply

Well having seen this and your remarks on my poetry i see what a shyte you are. This is garbage crap tedious boring stupid foul nasty unremarkable boring predictable mornic stupid lousy and no imagination at all. Frankly sunshine i would give up and stick to your day job shoveling shyte.

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