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Jesus (Lyric) by Sing4Jesus!
Oh God do not leave me all alone In the lavatory of love Take me to your heavenly throne In the fucking sky above. The end.
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Arithmetic Mean: 2.5357144
Weighted score: 2.5418077
Overall Rank: 13627
Posted: September 3, 2006 5:09 PM PDT; Last modified: September 3, 2006 5:09 PM PDT
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[n/a] Sing4Jesus! @ 85.210.192.216 | 3-Sep-06/5:09 PM | Reply
I love this.
[0] Engelbert Humpalot @ 194.154.22.38 | 4-Sep-06/10:06 AM | Reply
The funniest thing I've read all day. You must be certifiable.
[n/a] nypoet22 @ 70.149.108.201 | 9-Sep-06/4:25 AM | Reply
umm, ok.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.255.61 | 20-Sep-06/5:05 PM | Reply
Hilarious. You are clearly demented.
[0] deleted user @ 85.210.210.92 | 16-Jan-07/5:50 PM | Reply
Very fucking humorous and deserving of the title of best poem here in a negative way. 0/10 but that's what you want, innit, cunt?
[7] sca @ 124.191.64.6 | 9-Jun-07/12:19 AM | Reply
I like your poetry. Why are you listed so lowly?
[0] Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.211.239.13 > sca | 7-Oct-07/10:16 AM | Reply
Because most people here have better taste than you, that's why.
[7] deleted user @ 207.191.187.20 | 16-Oct-07/9:24 AM | Reply
IDONT GET THIS POEM IS WONDERFUL. Y DONT PEOPLE LIKE IT..
[0] conny lingers @ 127.0.0.1 | 2-Feb-21/9:10 AM | Reply
Fucking good.
[n/a] Big Cock Charlie @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 8-Feb-21/8:49 AM | Reply
Delightfully obscene
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