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floss every day

Member since 2006 · Posted 8 Jan 2006 · 12 comments

if only i could floss once a day my house would be clean my body would be muscled my credit card balance would be zero women would melt in my presence sex would be fantastic i'd know the meaning of life i floss but not enough

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12 comments

[7] zodiac 8-Jan-06/8:25 PM Reply

Oddly, this is the 5th poem about flossing on poemranker. You'd think that's because we're so clever and 'wacky'.

[7] cyan9 › zodiac 9-Jan-06/6:34 AM Reply

or just dull enougth to expend time writing about flossing, or even dull enougth to expend time researching statistics on people writing poetry on flossing on this site.

[7] zodiac › cyan9 9-Jan-06/7:47 AM Reply

Who expended time? I'm just a fast researcher. For example:

In 1996, Americans bought only 12 inches of dental floss per capita.

RESEARCH TIME: 0m 36s

[7] cyan9 › zodiac 10-Jan-06/1:22 AM Reply

Dont you have a job?

[7] zodiac › cyan9 10-Jan-06/7:54 AM Reply

Yes, but it's researching things.

[9] ALChemy 9-Jan-06/3:21 AM Reply

I hope your being sarcastic. If you really think an orderly life is the answer than good luck with that.
As sarcasm I like it.

[n/a] digipoet › ALChemy 9-Jan-06/7:19 PM Reply

rest assured the intent is decidedly sarcastic. :) thx for the comment.

[7] cyan9 9-Jan-06/6:30 AM Reply

Making the peice more repetetive could add to its OCD like content

[n/a] <~> 9-Jan-06/9:21 AM Reply

imagine the follow-your-bliss existence you'd have if you could floss twice?

i likes it.

[n/a] digipoet › <~> 9-Jan-06/7:20 PM Reply

lol

[7] PoeticXTC 9-Jan-06/8:32 PM Reply

lol, k. Touchin' rearly ever touched ground

[8] 7!3 18-Apr-06/12:37 AM Reply

lol nice..