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floss every day (Free verse) by digipoet
if only i could floss once a day my house would be clean my body would be muscled my credit card balance would be zero women would melt in my presence sex would be fantastic i'd know the meaning of life i floss but not enough
Up the ladder: Mirrored
Down the ladder: "She Phoned This Morning"
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Weighted score: 5.4610424
Overall Rank: 2894
Posted: January 8, 2006 5:15 PM PST; Last modified: January 8, 2006 5:15 PM PST
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[7] zodiac @ 209.193.18.233 | 8-Jan-06/8:25 PM | Reply
Oddly, this is the 5th poem about flossing on poemranker. You'd think that's because we're so clever and 'wacky'.
[7] cyan9 @ 217.40.63.105 > zodiac | 9-Jan-06/6:34 AM | Reply
or just dull enougth to expend time writing about flossing, or even dull enougth to expend time researching statistics on people writing poetry on flossing on this site.
[7] zodiac @ 209.193.14.113 > cyan9 | 9-Jan-06/7:47 AM | Reply
Who expended time? I'm just a fast researcher. For example:

In 1996, Americans bought only 12 inches of dental floss per capita.

RESEARCH TIME: 0m 36s
[7] cyan9 @ 217.40.63.105 > zodiac | 10-Jan-06/1:22 AM | Reply
Dont you have a job?
[7] zodiac @ 209.193.18.119 > cyan9 | 10-Jan-06/7:54 AM | Reply
Yes, but it's researching things.
[9] ALChemy @ 24.74.101.159 | 9-Jan-06/3:21 AM | Reply
I hope your being sarcastic. If you really think an orderly life is the answer than good luck with that.
As sarcasm I like it.
[n/a] digipoet @ 71.82.119.230 > ALChemy | 9-Jan-06/7:19 PM | Reply
rest assured the intent is decidedly sarcastic. :) thx for the comment.
[7] cyan9 @ 217.40.63.105 | 9-Jan-06/6:30 AM | Reply
Making the peice more repetetive could add to its OCD like content
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 9-Jan-06/9:21 AM | Reply
imagine the follow-your-bliss existence you'd have if you could floss twice?

i likes it.
[n/a] digipoet @ 71.82.119.230 > <~> | 9-Jan-06/7:20 PM | Reply
lol
[7] PoeticXTC @ 205.188.116.139 | 9-Jan-06/8:32 PM | Reply
lol, k. Touchin' rearly ever touched ground
[8] 7!3 @ 219.95.8.65 | 18-Apr-06/12:37 AM | Reply
lol nice..
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